Republican Icons and What the Party Believes


The Old SheepHerder got to thinking.  For all the bluster the Republican Party puts forward, just how many truly remarkable leaders has this noisy entourage produced?  By acclaim, the very first Republican President, Abraham Lincoln, is a man who changed the course of history for the better with the Emancipation Proclamation.  Freeing the slaves defined the Republican Party as the progressive party of its time.  Slowly that begins to change.  Its death throes marked the second great Republican President; Theodore Roosevelt, who took on the Robber Barons of the Gilded Age, fractured the Republican Party, but heralded much needed reform.  Next up, Dwight Eisenhower.  He had the vision to tamp down the size of the Pentagon so its budget did not swallow our domestic economy and took the post war ball from Roosevelt/Truman and built the interstate highway system.  It was one of those great economic multipliers whose power is hard to overestimate.  These roads were arteries of commerce.  They provided local, state, and national mobility for the nation’s work force.  They opened up under served markets.  They expanded the countries development.  This monumental endeavor of building infrastructure has paid for itself many times over.  Republicans would like to add Reagan to that very short list.  I think the crumbling Soviet Empire had more impact than the Gipper.  History doesn’t give points for being in the right place at the right time.  When Reagan took office bread lines had been long for 15 years and the population’s patience was wearing thin with even more austerity and death from the Soviets misadventures in Afghanistan.  Soviet youth were having a love affair with stylish western clothing.  The people of the Soviet Empire were chaffing under the oppression and austerity to feed the military in the Cold War.  Reagan proposed “Star Wars” driving our nation deeply in debt while we were battling the most protracted cycle of inflation our economy had ever experienced.  Paul Volker, Reagan’s Fed Chairman eventually tamed that beast but it was on the backs of consumers with sky high interest rates.  Reagan and Gorbachev’s talks failed.  When Gorbachev went home empty handed, the cracks in the Empire turned into a full collapse.  How much credit does Reagan deserve for the demise of the Soviet Empire and ending the Cold War, driving us deeply in debt, then walking away to leave it to Obama to find and negotiate and secure and ship all the loose nukes from the U.S.S.R.?  NOT VERY GOD DAMNED MUCH.  These loose nukes were the weapons Al Qaeda sought.  Thank you President Reagan for leaving one in the chamber, pointed at my head, for the folks you called “the equivalent of America’s Founding Fathers.”  You might recall the GOP kept Clinton sort of busy impeaching him, W was either too stupid, didn’t give a shit, and if he did, he had such horrible international relations; he would never have gained the cooperation of the old Republics.  Was President Reagan a nice man?  By many accounts he was.  Niceness is no measure of a great President.  How does today’s Republican Party honor the greatest of its members?  They honor Lincoln through voter suppression.  They honor Lincoln by re-segregating schools.  They honor Lincoln by re-introducing Jim Crow Laws.  They honor Teddy Roosevelt by pushing for legislative changes to alter the chemical composition of the air we breathe and the water we drink.  They honor Teddy Roosevelt by creating a fable that free market capitalism works by “trickling down”, NOT MARKET DEMAND, therefore all wealth must be concentrated at the top or the economy will collapse.  Gilded Age II.  Teddy Roosevelt was unceremoniously betrayed by the Republican Party for his service to the American people.  The second time he ran he had to form his own political party, the Bull Moose Party.  The GOP honors Dwight Eisenhower by moving U.S. companies to China.  They honor Eisenhower by refusing to invest a nickel in repairing a one pot hole or fix one rivet on the bridges of our interstates.  The Republican Party can’t afford to invest in America.  They believe America is a bad bet.  They believe service to our country in the Armed Forces is somebody else’s job but war profiteering is a family business.  What else does the Republican Party believe?  They believe honesty is for suckers, discipline is for naughty people, and kindness is a sign of weakness.  As Paul Ryan articulated the GOP belief system that life begins at rape and the bitches better not accuse us of anything The OldSheepHerder became disturbed by the shit eating grin on Paul Ryan’s psychopathic countenance.  He grinned as Biden related how people struggled financially.  He grinned as Biden related how people struggled without health care.  He grinned about cutting $300 million from the State Department even though the security cuts cost the Libyan Ambassador his life.  He grinned that poor people a higher tax rate than wealthy people even though he persistently lies about this publicly in the campaign.  It had to be over 30 years ago and there were rumors of rampant corruption on the Fair board judges.  I had this in-bred, castrated, toothless ram I entered in the Fair.  Its hindquarters were caked in manure and its ears were so full of ticks its mouth was drawn back in that phony Paul Ryan grin.  I left a $5 dollar bill under each of the judge’s folder with my card clipped to it.  I won Grand Champion that year.  The Fair Board cleaned house on the judges taking bribes.  Maybe Ryan can’t help that inappropriate grin on his face.  It could be that the Koch brothers have packed so much money up Ryan’s ass, he has to work to keep toned glutes on the PX90 or it will come blasting out like a slot machine pay off.  But I’m wandering all over the pasture when I’m trying to express just what it is Republicans believe.  They often profess Christianity but in fact ignore the teachings in the New Testament.  They claim to be Capitalists but in fact are top down Socialists, who receive more welfare in income tax breaks and corporate subsidies than the rest of the population many times over.  Free trade Republicans believe that means moving American companies overseas then sheltering their profits in foreign banks while receiving tax breaks to do so.  Free for somebody.  They profess family values then try to water down the definition of rape, destroy aid for the poor and elderly in favor of more for the rich, and spurning veteran’s needs after starting wars and beating war drums yet.  You see, Republicans believe in absolute destruction.  They value nothing.  If you are still voting “R” you missed more than one therapy appointment!!!